hey babe *wraps you up in a blanket* i know today might have been hard for you *ruffles your hair* but you made it through the day *boops your nose* you’re doing such a good job *kisses your forehead* and i am so proud of you
Alanis Morissette (via everything-i-touchturns-to-stone)
You think you’re going to be hip and teen forever and then suddenly you find yourself drinking red wine and playing board games and lusting after men with beards
nothing more accurate has ever been posted
2014 is so close i can almost taste the lips i will not be kissing on new years eve
Remember, remember the 5th of November. The gunpowder, treason, and plot. I know of no reason why the gunpowder, treason should ever be forgot.
i hate how one minute im perfectly content then the next minute im ready to throw myself in front of a car
physically i would describe myself as a noncommittal wiggly hand gesture with a vague “enhhh” noise